Bozo The Clown Is Running For President? Who Will Be His Running Mate?

We have breaking news from small town America. Bozo The Clown has just announced his candidacy for The Presidency. He gave his announce speech last Friday at Bozo’s Gun Shop. So who is this Bozo The Clown who wants to become the next President of The United States of America. In this article we will learn more about him.

Who Is Bozo The Clown, What Is His Unique Story?
Bozo The Clown was born in a small circus town in America. When he was 30 years old he finally decided to leave his parents basement and enlist in The Armed Forces. During his time in The Armed Forces he served in Iraq during the Bush administration to help distract the terrorist while the other troops were drilling some oil for some buddies of President Bush. After his time in the military he became a mercenary and helped America invade other country’s to drill even more oil, and he even helped recruit some puppet leaders to help run these new governments. In 2007 Bozo returned home opened a local gun store, and joined his local radical minuteman militia to help spread some crazy conspiracy theories and some propaganda on immigration. He even has made a promise that if he is elected President that he is going to build a big wall and make Mexico pay for the wall. I wonder how things worked out for the last Presidential candidate who used to say that?

So in 2011, Bozo ran for mayor of Circus Town and won in a landslide because in Circus Town the demographics are mainly white supremacist, Karen’s, and rednecks. So it was very easy for him to win that year, but when he ran for Governor he had a tough time because his opponent made history by being elected governor by 51.3% of the popular vote, but that did NOT stop Bozo from accepting the fact that he lost the elected, he decided to gather his QAnon conspiracy theory friends and organized a big protest at the state capital to demand that the election results be overturned due to some voter fraud that he was unable to prove. Even though their was no proof, he was still very determined so he created a big media circus over the event and spread some crazy conspiracy theories to help attract more protesters to his event. He even convinced some of his local state legislature members to support the idea of throwing away an entire city’s votes if there was some proof that at least one person has committed fraud in that town.

So what happened next? His supporters got out of control at the capital and he was charged with insurrection, but Bozo had some friends in the state senate who helped him get off the hook and Bozo even made a bogus claim that another radical group from the other side of the political aisle was actually the group who was responsible for the riot, and people believed it because they knew Bozo was always telling the truth when his nose grew to the moon and back. During this time he was also appointed to serve in The Trump Administration as The Special Ambassador to The Circus Show.

So, after Bozo was acquitted from taking part in the riot he decide to seek reelection, while he was campaigning for election and he rallied so much support from Circus Town and from radicals from other crazy white trash redneck towns that he was able to secure a victory in a landslide. While Bozo was governor he had to deal with many different problems. During his term as Governor a bad pandemic hit so he decided to force everyone to wear a mask, and stay home, or he would send people to jail and pay a crazy fine. This really upset people, and people started to protest. After the outrage, Bozo decided to endorse his solution for the pandemic, but all it did was cause a drug epidemic. Bozo eventually left office with an approval rating of only 29 percent which was the lowest in history for any governor in his state. So who will be his running mate? Hopefully not Donald Trump again;)

So what is Bozo The Clowns agenda if he is elected President.

Bozo The Clown promises to build a big wall and make Mexico pay for it. (So far Mexico still refuses to pay, But Bozo knows how to get them to pay up, Right?) If NOT then maybe you can help pay for the wall with your hard earned tax payer money.

Bozo The Clown wants to legalize abortion so he can save money on child support.

Bozo The Clown wants to require everyone to wear a tinfoil hat on their head or pay a big fine.

Bozo The Clown wants to create some crazy federal zoning laws so you can pay more money in rent.

Bozo The Clown wants to redefine traditional Christian values and endorse inappropriate children toys and movies in the public school system. He also endorses the idea of destroying Christian values and making religious people pay big fines if they speak up for their religious liberties.

Bozo The Clown wants to invade Iraq, Libya, and Vietnam so he can help out some of his friends in the oil business and finish the job of appointing his puppet friends to leadership.

Bozo The Clown promises that he will make everyday in the White House a real circus for everyone to enjoy.

Bozo The Clown promises to take your guns away so you won’t ever be able to defend yourself if you end up in a bad situation. Especially if you ever encounter one of his radical extremist cult members.

Bozo The Clown promises to quadruple that national debt so your children will be stuck paying the bill and so you can receive a smaller social security check when you get older.

Bozo The Clown wants to criminalize everything, increase prison sentences, and he wants to abolish statutes of limitations so he can help his for profit prison friends make some big bucks too. But he also wants to abolish the death penalty because he is just a Bozo.

Bozo The Clown wants to create more prison camps like GITMO and hire the CIA to do some inhuman things overseas.

Bozo The Clown also wants to uphold The Patriot Act so he can listen up on your phone calls.

Final Thoughts

So I hope you got a good laugh from reading this article, hopefully the real Bozo the Donald decides to not seek re-election in 2024 and cause for chaos in this country. And hopefully all the other Bozos in The Democratic Party don’t run this country into the ground either. And don’t forget about them NEOCON Bozos who love to make war for the military industrial complex. Maybe someday we the people will realize that all these Bozos in the 2 party system are nothing but a joke and start voting Libertarian. But in the meantime we will have another season of The Donald Trump Media Circus. I am pretty sure the grand finale is coming soon to theaters. I hope you enjoyed reading the article, and thank you for reading. God Bless…