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Here is a fun way to protest them crazy self checkout machines at the grocery store.)

Hello everyone, and todays article is going to be about protesting those self checkout machines at the grocery store which are clearly destroying our economy, taking away peoples jobs, and helping these oppressive big wigs make more money by exploiting poor people.

The trick is very simple. All you got to do is fill up your shopping cart with a bunch of items from all over the store and request to have someone scan your items and maybe even push it for them to bag your groceries to help create and extra job especially if you are tired after a long days work or are elderly/disabled. If they refuse to do so, then refuse to buy the merchandise and just leave that shopping cart filled to the top with merchandise in the middle of the aisle somewhere for someone to have to restock the shelves and if you do this you are at least contributing to helping someone do something productive in the store and that is restocking the shelves because the store refused to scan and bag your groceries for you. After a while if enough people start doing this these corrupt big chain retailers will hopefully realize that it is a much better idea to actually hire people to work the register instead of constantly having to clean up by restocking the shelves because customers decided to abandon their shopping carts for store employees to clean up because of their crappy service at the register because they would rather replace peoples jobs with these stupid self checkout machines. Also be advise that you should NEVER SHOPLIFT or DO ANYTHING ILLEAGAL. Also always check with local laws before trying this experiment because who knows what kind of crazy laws might be passed in your city or town about if people start trying this fun and cool experiment. As protesters we must always remain peaceful and remember that we are always still accountable to God and his commandments regardless what these oppressive big chain retailers do. But in the mean time, if you get stuck in a situation where you can’t get someone to scan and back your groceries, or you get a crazy long line because they have only one register open even though the store owners are billionaires and can definitely afford to open a few more registers; Remember that all you got to do is leave the filled up shopping cart somewhere in the store so you can help keep someone employed by stocking the shelves and take your business elsewhere to a store that has much better service and is willing to have an actual person scan and bag your groceries for you. Thank you for reading and God Bless.

The Barlett Online