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A Message To All The Karen’s, Tomorrow Is The 4th of July, And We Gonna Light Off Some Fireworks For You All…

Hello everyone today’s article is about keeping our 4th of July tradition of lighting fireworks. I am a member of a few of my local community groups on social media and I noticed a lot of the Karen’s complaining about fireworks because they are noisy and they will even try to use their dogs as political leverage to try to shut down the fun tradition of lighting fireworks on the 4th of July.

Well, Tomorrow must be a really sad day for all of you Karen’s out their because tomorrow we as Americans are going to celebrate The 4th of July which is also known as Independence Day and we are gonna light off some fireworks. Yes, They are fun. Yes, They are noisy. And Yes, They make a big bang and display some really pretty colors so I really enjoy lighting them off. Ever since I was a kid I always enjoyed being able to watch fireworks go off in the sky on The 4th of July; It was like magic in the sky because it is a very beautiful scene. When I got older I realized that it is so much more fun and addicting to actually light off some fireworks because watching fireworks is one thing, but lighting them off is an experience that you can’t miss out on. So maybe all you Karen’s should put that crazy phone down once in a while and learn to have some fun.

The 4th of July is also a very fun and very sociable holiday. Nothing beats being able to actually get outside and actually be talking to people face to face. Sadly all these Karen’s are missing out on a real adventure. I just don’t get how people can enjoy spending their entire lives on their phones and not getting out and actually socialized with people. God created us as social creatures, NOT as slaves to the telephone that can go online. I feel that these Karen’s who complain about people having fun lighting fireworks are really missing out and don’t seem to know how to have a good time. I strongly would encourage you all to teach all these Karen’s how to have a good time and light off some fireworks, before you know it they will too be hooked and addicted to having an adventure just like the rest of us. Thank You For Reading, Please Share This Article With Your Friends Including The Karen’s, And God Bless You All…

The Barlett Online